MY LITTLE SISTER’S FRIEND JUST BOUGHT A NOBILITY TITLE FOR THE PRINCIPALITY OF SEALAND ONLINE.
SHE PAID £29.99
SHE IS NOW A “LADY”
OF SEALAND
GUYS THIS IS SEALAND
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Rollie Ryttle
HELLO~ I am Rollie. And I am many things. Sane is not one of them.
when we went to see Jurassic Park in 3-D my sister leaned over to me and whispered, “the raptor bride is coming up”
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anne hathaway in drag
anne hathaway in drag
this is one of few things that I cannot look at without compulsively reblogging
I love this picture and I have no clue what the fuck is going on but oh my god
i don’t know what’s happening but it’s good
someday i’m gonna write a faux-historical queer drama and people will ask “what was ur inspiration” and i’ll be like that one picture of anne hathaway in drag kissing the pretty lady
For the record, this was Anne in Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night.
she played Viola. Since a lot of people are like WHERE IS THIS FROM????
You might also know its adaption with Amanda Bynes: She’s the Man.
“Viola is shipwrecked on the coast of Illyria and she comes ashore with the help of a captain. She loses contact with her twin brother, Sebastian, whom she believes to be dead. Disguising herself as a young man under the name Cesario, she enters the service of Duke Orsino through the help of the sea captain who rescues her. Orsino has convinced himself that he is in love with Olivia, whose father and brother have recently died, and refuses to see any suitor until seven years have passed, the Duke included. Orsino then uses Cesario (Viola) as an intermediary to profess his passionate love before Olivia. Olivia however, believing Viola to be a man, falls in love with Cesario (Viola), while Viola has fallen in love with the Duke.”
so pictured is Olivia, Viola, and the Duke Orsino.
SHE’S THE MAN
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I might look normal but…
by paperbeatsscissors
Please check out more of paperbeatsscissors arts :D
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what the gangnam style is this…….
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| Socialism: | You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor. |
| Communism: | You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. |
| Fascism: | You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk. |
| Nazism: | You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you. |
| Bureaucratism: | You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.. |
| Traditional Capitalism: | You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. |
| An American Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead. |
| A French Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. |
| Japanese Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide. |
| An Italian Corporation: | You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. |
| A Swiss Corporation: | You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. |
| Chinese Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. |
| An Iraqi Corporation: | Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy....... |
| Counter Culture: | 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!' |
| Surrealism: | You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. |
| Apathyologism: | You have 2 cows. You do not care. |
| Fatalist: | You have 2 doomed cows... |
| Atheism: | You have 2 cows. There is no God. |
| A West-Country Corporation: | You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute. |
| A Brazilian Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital. |
| Russia: | You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda. |
| PETA: | You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong. |
| Moffat: | You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building. |
| Hussie: | You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows. |
| Romney: | You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states. |
| Once-ler: | You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow. |
| Old Spice: | You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse. |
| An Irish Corporation: | You have a million cows because they're everywhere |
| Tumblr: | You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect. |
| Also Tumblr: | I give you a hamburger. |
| Cows: | The shit you go through. |
| This post: | Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked |
what
wait a freaking second
who is jensen ackles
i thought jensen ackles was that fish from spongebob
this guy
i thought…this entire time… you guys have been talking about this fish…..
i dont even know why i just heard the name jensen ackles and assumed that was this guys name
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what if i did my homework in Circular Gallifreyan
what if i did my homework
what if i did a Gallifreyan
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